Hillary smiled at the MariachI band as they played another song.  She looked over at David.  He was smoking a cigarette, and smiling snidely at her.  "He's so cocky", she thought to herself. "I wish this date would just end."   David said in his faux British accent, "Another drink m'lady?"  She replied, "Make it two and make them strong."  The MariachI quickly realized the date wasn't going so well.  They drifted away to play for other, more happy, couples.  Hillary just sighed.  
